Vaginal Discharge's Journal

so i just went to the art supply store and its amazing how many good looking boys go in there....i also went to the stoner store to pick up some nagchampa....like EVERYONE was in the "water pipe" (or whatever pc term they use)section..fucking stoners. now im watching "rich girls" before go to work. this show cracks me up but its not as great as "newlyweds" that show is #1 on my "crack my shit up" tv show list.

-the end

when will the weather reflect my current mood?

i would like to thank steve for coming over last nite with his vaccuum and sucking up my ants. u rock.

there r some hoodlums outside right now. i bet they r the same bastards that stole 1 of my magnetic billboards off my truck... im sure im going to find another 1 missing tomorrow morning.

so i was just thinking back on all the things ive done in my life and ive come to the conclusion that i dont regret any of them....there is not 1 thing where i think "my god why did i do that (or him hahaha)?!" it doesnt mean i would do them all again -now- if given the chance....but for the times in my life when i did those things - its all good.

yeah that was random.

im fucking bored right now.

why do people not get that SOMETIMES i am busy?...you know, working 2 jobs and all i dont really get a lot of free time....especially since i picked up another shift at the bar and im working my ass of in real estate.....sorry for being a bitch, sorry for working, sorry for not having free time, sorry for appearing to be a flake, sorry for not calling. IM FUCKING SORRY.

if anyone knows fred please give him my number. thanks.
ok so ive been watching this album launch limp bizkit thing on mtv and like fred is just this big teddybear marshmellow lover type of fellow and it just makes me wanna bang him even more....if i ever see fred i will bang him where he stands.

i hate commuter traffic - i hate 101 - i hate stupid people - i hate hate hate hate hate san francisco.

dudes..i just saw the "madonna+britney+christina" kiss..that was fucking retarded...i thought it was gonna be hella hot like with tongue and shit and it wasnt....that was like a kiss u give ur cousins.

i was just watching the very romantic song and video by limp bizkit - "i'd eat you alive" fred climbed out of an old beat up truck...it was hot...i wanna fuck that man 20 ways till sunday.

im eating gummy sharks...

you know, lj just isnt the same anymore.....it seems to serve no purpose. maybe ill make like everyone else and delete it?

since i got cable ive had this sick and twisted fascination with watching "a baby story" and seeing these slimy aliens being born...its gross. and WHY on gods green earth would a woman try and have a baby without drugs? id be like "please stick me with an epidural needle in every vertebrae THANK YOU!" i will also be saying "wash it before you hand it to me" and "if anyone thinks they r taking pictures of my vagina i will hurt you when im done with this shit!"

im home from work and my feet hurt..and it sucked ass..and the djs sucked ass...and the customers were non-existant.....and my pockets were 1/2 empty...and my feet hurt....and my feet hurt....i NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED someone to rub them.

ok sometimes i REALLY dont understand why its not legal to beat ur kids at the store.

there is a GOD!!!! and he gave me HGTV!!!!

for the record:

I am an EX-slut. that means NO LONGER a slut. that means my legs are crossed. that means no penis in my vagina.

so mr/mrs anonymous, do you get it now? i hope that someday, someone will have a bad case of diarrhea and u decided to 69 and the person with diarrhea will shit NASTY all over your face..and then i hope that it makes you sick and you proceed to barf on urself.

are any of you my cousins?
umm so i got home and i listen to my answering machine...there was this dude looking for my uncle...he said that my uncle is his dad....over the years many of my family members have gotten calls from different people around the U.S. saying that my uncle is their dad....i think my uncle was a slut and really got around in his day.

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