Vaginal Discharge

Thu, 11 Dec 2003 23:57:56 GMT

so i just went to the art supply store and its amazing how many good looking boys go in there....i also went to the stoner store to pick up some nagchampa....like EVERYONE was in the "water pipe" (or whatever pc term they use)section..fucking stoners. now im watching "rich girls" before go to work. this show cracks me up but its not as great as "newlyweds" that show is #1 on my "crack my shit up" tv show list.

-the end

hi. im a sick fuck.

Thu, 20 Nov 2003 23:19:42 GMT

Thu, 13 Nov 2003 22:09:55 GMT

when will the weather reflect my current mood?

Fri, 31 Oct 2003 23:55:29 GMT

i would like to thank steve for coming over last nite with his vaccuum and sucking up my ants. u rock.

Wed, 15 Oct 2003 08:45:33 GMT

there r some hoodlums outside right now. i bet they r the same bastards that stole 1 of my magnetic billboards off my truck... im sure im going to find another 1 missing tomorrow morning.

Fri, 10 Oct 2003 22:54:33 GMT

so i was just thinking back on all the things ive done in my life and ive come to the conclusion that i dont regret any of them....there is not 1 thing where i think "my god why did i do that (or him hahaha)?!" it doesnt mean i would do them all again -now- if given the chance....but for the times in my life when i did those things - its all good.

yeah that was random.

Thu, 09 Oct 2003 03:33:44 GMT

im fucking bored right now.

Wed, 08 Oct 2003 18:55:55 GMT

RIP little Kunta.

Wed, 01 Oct 2003 22:50:34 GMT

why do people not get that SOMETIMES i am busy?...you know, working 2 jobs and all i dont really get a lot of free time....especially since i picked up another shift at the bar and im working my ass of in real estate.....sorry for being a bitch, sorry for working, sorry for not having free time, sorry for appearing to be a flake, sorry for not calling. IM FUCKING SORRY.

if anyone knows fred please give him my number. thanks.

Thu, 25 Sep 2003 06:52:42 GMT

ok so ive been watching this album launch limp bizkit thing on mtv and like fred is just this big teddybear marshmellow lover type of fellow and it just makes me wanna bang him even more....if i ever see fred i will bang him where he stands.

Thu, 18 Sep 2003 19:12:40 GMT

i hate commuter traffic - i hate 101 - i hate stupid people - i hate hate hate hate hate san francisco.

Sat, 13 Sep 2003 01:06:15 GMT

dudes..i just saw the "madonna+britney+christina" kiss..that was fucking retarded...i thought it was gonna be hella hot like with tongue and shit and it wasnt....that was like a kiss u give ur cousins.

Thu, 11 Sep 2003 20:34:35 GMT

i was just watching the very romantic song and video by limp bizkit - "i'd eat you alive" fred climbed out of an old beat up truck...it was hot...i wanna fuck that man 20 ways till sunday.

Sat, 23 Aug 2003 21:09:32 GMT

im eating gummy sharks...

you know, lj just isnt the same anymore.....it seems to serve no purpose. maybe ill make like everyone else and delete it?

Tue, 12 Aug 2003 08:03:25 GMT

since i got cable ive had this sick and twisted fascination with watching "a baby story" and seeing these slimy aliens being born...its gross. and WHY on gods green earth would a woman try and have a baby without drugs? id be like "please stick me with an epidural needle in every vertebrae THANK YOU!" i will also be saying "wash it before you hand it to me" and "if anyone thinks they r taking pictures of my vagina i will hurt you when im done with this shit!"

Sun, 10 Aug 2003 10:51:32 GMT

im home from work and my feet hurt..and it sucked ass..and the djs sucked ass...and the customers were non-existant.....and my pockets were 1/2 empty...and my feet hurt....and my feet hurt....i NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED someone to rub them.

Thu, 07 Aug 2003 02:24:34 GMT

ok sometimes i REALLY dont understand why its not legal to beat ur kids at the store.

Thu, 31 Jul 2003 23:24:59 GMT

there is a GOD!!!! and he gave me HGTV!!!!

Tue, 29 Jul 2003 18:27:26 GMT

for the record:

I am an EX-slut. that means NO LONGER a slut. that means my legs are crossed. that means no penis in my vagina.

so mr/mrs anonymous, do you get it now? i hope that someday, someone will have a bad case of diarrhea and u decided to 69 and the person with diarrhea will shit NASTY all over your face..and then i hope that it makes you sick and you proceed to barf on urself.

are any of you my cousins?

Mon, 28 Jul 2003 07:04:29 GMT

umm so i got home and i listen to my answering machine...there was this dude looking for my uncle...he said that my uncle is his dad....over the years many of my family members have gotten calls from different people around the U.S. saying that my uncle is their dad....i think my uncle was a slut and really got around in his day.

Sat, 26 Jul 2003 23:03:43 GMT

so i showed my client the house..there were 2 of the cutest most pathetic kittens i have ever seen in my life chillin behind a bush...now im not a big fan of cats..in fact i down right HATE them but these were so cute! i wanted so smuggle them in my purse and take them home and smoosh their little heads. i wanna go back and steal them!!!!!!!

yummy....

Sat, 26 Jul 2003 21:32:12 GMT

me loves hot and sour soup. altho its not hot...unless they mean temperature hot cause then the hit the nail on the head.maybe i could spill it on myself and sue and make hella money. that would rock. hopefully client will get here soon- we go look at house-he like house-he put offer on house-he get house-hoteurotrash happy chimp.

Thu, 24 Jul 2003 22:30:20 GMT

so today i was thinking of ways to kill people and get away with it. this is what i came up with. if u were going to commit a murder, youd have to kill someone that u knew and that no one would really notice was gone.(this eliminates many people that i would currently like to kill cause i dont know them, they r just stupid fucks on the road and a lot of them should be killed) the last part is kinda tricky tho but if u have the person write a letter to everyone they knew saying that they were writing everyone off and didnt want to talk to them again and were moving, then they would notice the person was gone but they left on their own accord. but im getting ahead of myself....after u pick who ur going to kill then u have to go to the wilderness and round up some wild animals. i suggest renting some kind of closed trailer or something...so anyway u get these wild animals and u take them home. leave them in ur garage but dont feed them. actually scratch that- if u take them home then ur neighbors will hear the howling. ok so leave them in the wilderness tied up, closed off to the world with no food for like a week and a half...that way they r nice and hungry. then u bring homie the soon to be very dead clown out there and have the pack eat 'em up. u should also bring a decent size container of acid...u gotta get rid of the bones right? humm..that seems to take too much effort. im sure there r plenty of secluded wooded areas to put people where no one else would find them...cause if im gonna kill someone i wanna beat the crap out of them with a bat.

on another note - you know in the movie Office Space where they take the printer machine thing out into a field and they beat the shit out of it? i am currently having 1 of those moments. i HATE our printer and it hates me. its a bastard.

Tue, 22 Jul 2003 22:35:59 GMT

Dear contact lense gnome,
I would really appreciate it if you stopped switching my lenses when I am sleeping. It was funny at first but I think it's time to move on. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. This all started when I started looking into Lasik. Look, you are really good at your job. I put my contacts in in the a.m. and I get all confused cause my eyes are all jacked. But now, I really think you should find someones else to mess with. There are other people in the world who deserve it more than I do. Why don't you send the house cleaning gnome my way. So I hope tomorrow morning when I put my lenses in they will be in the correct eyes.

Thanks,
Hoteurotrash's eyeball management

Tue, 22 Jul 2003 20:47:45 GMT

you know, the air conditioner is great and all, but only when it is used properly. i really dont see why i need to bust out my snow gear in the middle of a hot fucking summer to kick it in my office or a store or anything inside. why do people gotta be such extremists? "its 100 degrees outside so let put the air conditioner on to a comfortable 10 below"